Eastern Promises Drinking Game

Take a drink...

Every time you see blood. Take two if it's because someone's throat is being slit.

Every time someone says "diary."

Whenever there's a nice shot of Naomi Watt's butt.

Every time there's a hint that Vincent Cassel is gay.

Every time Watts's uncle says something rude.

Every time you or your friends makes a comment about how surprisingly badass Viggo Mortensen is.

Every time Armin Mueller-Stahl says something quietly menacing.

Whenever Naomi Watts acts way more naive than any semi-intelligent human being would act.

Every time there's a reference to Watts losing her baby.

Every time it rains.

Take two shots...

At the beginning of the naked knife fight. During that sequence, every time you see Viggo Mortensen's package, take a drink.