Dan in Real Life Drinking Game

Take a drink...

Every time Steve Carell dances. (Exercising counts.)

Every time Carell gets pulled over.

Every time the soundtrack blatantly echoes what's happening in the movie.

Whenever the family begins another structured activity (examples: crossword puzzle contest, touch football, talent show, etc.).

Whenever you catch Dane Cook mugging.

Whenever Carell's annoying-as-hell middle daughter says something bratty.

Take a shot/chug a beer...

Whenever Steve Carell mentions the possibility of syndication.

During the "Let My Love Open the Door" scene.